*snicker*

[nohanii]

So, I was driving home just now and I stumbled upon a Christian radio station. I didn't realize this at first (it was commercial) so I stayed kept it tuned to that station. The next commercial came on, stating that "this year is the 200th anniversary of Darwin's birth" blah-de-blah and went on to describe some cd by these three "doctors" about "HOW TO PROTECT YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES FROM EVOLUTION!!!!!" I lol'd. Then they said evolution was "bad science." Uhhhh yeah, right. Evolution is a close to proven as science gets. It's been observed in countless cases. It is scientific fact. Nice try, but no.

I had a final for Developmental Cell Biology 8 to 10 pm on Monday night.  The girl sitting next to me was chatting with some guy behind me. Apparently, they're both graduating this quarter and are figuring out where they're going next. The guy asked, "So, you're not going to the east coast?" The girl replied, "No... they have weather over there. Like, snow and stuff." I snickered. 

My nutrition professor is pretty awesome. Last week he was describing changes in metabolism throughout life, so he illustrated it with this story: "When I was in high school, I really really wanted to play football, because football is the thing to do in (insert place, midwest?). So, I ate and ate and ate. I had huge bowls of mashed potatoes and gravy for breakfast, and I didn't gain a single pound. Now, I can eat a diet that will starve a hamster, and I don't lose weight!" I LOVE YOU DR BRADLEY.

I'm watching a show on the History Channel about "Ancient Aliens." They're talking about all these ancient monuments, technologies, enormous geoglyphs, and religions, and how there are numerous similarities between them across the world. Apparently there are stories in the Bible (I think they mentioned Ezekiel, Enoch and Moses) that sound like visitations by aliens? They call it the "Ancient Astronaut Theory." Yeah... this show is... interesting.

Comments

[aidenlane.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm lol'ing as well about that "bad science" comment. I thought it was supposed to be religion against science...

And it's that weather that makes me want to move there.

Ancient aliens, huh? Time to watch more Stargate, then!

[konekoemmy.livejournal.com]

How can I protect MY children, is a question any good loving parent may ask when we realize Darwin's birthday is coming up. Well, here are the easy ways you can do so!

1. Sit in a cave* for a while until it all dies down.
2. Sit in a proverbial cave, like in the middle of the floor in your house; until it all dies down.
3. Stick your fingers in your ear and say "LA LA LA THAT'S NOT RIGHT THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!" Ya know, the usual.
4. Don't let your kids have friends. There's a 2 in 8 chance** that kids on the outside of your cav-.. I mean house, are no goodhearted Christians and will share the evils of science with your child.

Follow all these steps and you will be sure to come out clean and unscathed from this event. See you at Easter!


*Caves are things that have no connections to the outside, no radios, no newspapers, no phones, no TV. These are things of evil that will let in false information that will contaminate your Christian ears.
**Statistics proposed are complete bullshit... Ya know, the usual!

:D

..lol don't hate me but that's what I thought of when I read that XD

[honeystix.livejournal.com]

ahaha of course I don't hate you. That's pretty much what I thought when I heard it on the radio.