A puzzlement of the oddest sort

[nohanii]

Question: How does someone fall asleep fully dressed (in pajamas) and wake up without pants? HOW, I ask you?? I woke up this morning and realized my legs had skin-on-skin contact. Still groggy, I thought, "But I thought I wore pants to bed, not shorts?" So I investigated, and lo and behold, my pants were gone. No shorts either. My jammie pants were on the floor next to the bed.  Dan says it wasn't him -- I would have woken up when hands touched my feet. So, either it was my cat, or I somehow did it while unconscious, or Dan's lying (though I believe him because everything else wakes me up, so someone removing my clothing definitely would have). HOW ON EARTH. I have no idea. 

The only thing that we have come up with so far: musta been da aliens.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/nostalgia__/]

i do weird shit in my sleep all the time, though it's mostly talking.

one time i woke up and my head was under the covers at the foot of the bed. another time i woke up and i was wrapped up in my covers and hanging off the side of the bed. oh yeah and i've punched/elbowed people in the face, too, in my sleep.

[honeystix.livejournal.com]

I slapped Dan once because his alarm went off at 7 am on a weekend after I'd asked him to turn it off the night before. In my defense, I was three-quarters asleep and I'm pretty sure it wasn't that hard. He won't let me forget it, though.

[sunsetsinthewes.livejournal.com]

Your pants "mysteriously" disappeared in your sleep? Dan was over? *smirk* I call lies.

Nah, really, you probably did it in your sleep or half-asleep.